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What I look forwards to when I’m skinny:

•The only time my clothes will have more than one (1) digit, is when they say ‘xs’ or ‘xxs’.

•The shocked looks on people I’ve not seen in ages. On my hair dresser, on teachers, on aunties, uncles, cousins, friends.

•For people to double takes.

•People to not recognise me at first, because I’ve always been the fat kid.

•To be able to sit on peoples laps, be picked up, lay on someones, push someone into a bed/seat as a joke and use all my weight, and for them to be shocked at how light I am, how little I weigh.

•To buy new clothes that I never would have worn, or cut my hair a way I never would with my fat face.

•To buy nice/cute/sexy lingerie/underwear.

•To not be ashamed of showing people my body.

•To not flinch and suck in when my boyfriend touches my waist or stomach.

•To feel confident and sexy and beautiful when I get undressed in front of my boyfriend for the first time.

•To rock a bikini in front of my friends when we go swimming/in my hot tub.

•To be comfortable getting changed in the changing rooms at school.

•To want pictures of myself taken, to not shy away from them, to know I look good from every angle.

•To be able to borrow my friends clothes because I’d be the smallest out of everyone- shortest, and skinniest- instead of people still being able to wear my clothes, despite the fact I am the shortest (5”1) and the second shortest friend is 5”7.

•To wear oversized/baggy/men’s clothes and have them look cute on me, not messy. To emphasise how small I am, rather than a messy, fat slob.

•To people thinking its cute and funny when this tiny girl goes to McDonalds or a restaurant and is faced with a huge burger or meal, rather than another fat slob stuffing their face.

•To have thin, dainty fingers.

•To have my friends actually fucking worry when I skip one (1) meal, than no one give a shit when I told them I’d not eaten for eighty (80) hours.

•For the boy who said he could never see me skinny to eat his words.

•For the people to laugh at the idea of calling me skinny or pretty to take it all fucking back.

•To my boyfriend not be the guy “dating the fat girl.”

•So my friend stops saying she doesn’t want pictures with me because I’m too fucking ugly.

•So my friend doesn’t call me curvy, then say how curvy is just a “nice word” for fat.

•To make people wonder “how the fuck did she do that.”

•To enjoy feeling small and dainty compared to all my friends.

•To people calling me the small, cute, delicate friend.

•So I don’t burn with shame whenever I do sports.

•To get back into horse riding and not feel like I’m crushing the god damn horse.

•To be light and swift on my feet, and to step and move silently.

•To be able to wear cute clothes- knee/thigh highs, short shorts, brallettes as tops.

•To be able to grip my hip bones.

•To trace each one of my ribs.

•For my shoulder blades to look like little wings.

•For the killer jawline I know I’d have.

•The gap between me and my panties stretched over my jutting hip bones.

•To not recognise any hunger anymore.

•To know I have control. If I gained anything back, I’d be skinny enough it would hardly be noticeable, and I’d trust myself enough to drop it off again.

•For the prominent collar bones.

•Tiny wrists.

•Rock long, silky hair or cute short styles.

•To not make my thighs touch, no matter how hard I tried.

•For slender legs and ankles.

•For my facial features to look bigger.

•To make strangers on the street stop and stare.

•To shop in places made for skinny girls.

•To go out on walks, climb trees, hop walls, explore abandoned places, climb rooftops, and be cute and adventurous, not a huffing slug.

•To not fear people touching me.

•To not be embarrassed to eat anything, let alone large portions/sugary things/sweets.

•To love myself and my body.

•To have finally fucking done it.

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haylstudies

study tips from someone who has already been there

here are a few things i’ve learned along the way. in case you’re asking for credentials, i have an honours bachelors of arts in sociology with a concentration in criminology and am currently in the last year of my second degree in public health. these are some of the most important things i’ve retained over the years in terms of studying/finals/midterms/etc. 

  1. start studying early: when i say early, i don’t mean like 2 days before the test. i mean like at least a week before the test. even better, look over your notes after each class for a little bit to get a grasp of what was said. 
  2. go to review sessions: if your TA or professor holds them. they usually give away some valuable tidbits about the exam and go over all of the relevant content that you should know. 
  3. actually do the readings: it’s a lot easier to do them during the semester than it is the night before the exam. so keep up with them. 
  4. use online tools: my favourite for studying is  . it works wonders when you have a class that’s heavy in memorization. i usually add all of my terms in and them print out tests to practice. i do this multiple times. 
  5. invest in a whiteboard: yes. such a simple tool but oh so effective. whiteboards help you to visualize what is in front of you. mind maps on paper are great but on a whiteboard, even better. 
  6. use your friends for help: engage in study groups. believe it or not, there are some people out there who know more about a particular topic than you do. this is effective when you hate the class. 
  7. prioritize: try and figure out where you should be devoting the majority of your brain power. coordinate lecture notes with readings and see which content overlaps. this = goldmine. 
  8. use office hours: professors do so much more than just stand in front of the class and teach. can’t tell you how many times i’ve gone and sat with my professors and just chatted about what was going on. build rapport. this also helps later on with grad school letters or references. 
  9. go to class: just do it. 
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lowcalanarecipes

Low cal banana bread

Ingredients:

2 mashed bananas(210)

1 tbsp unsweetened applesauce(7)

1 tsp vanilla extract(6)

½ cup zero calorie sweetener(0)

Dash of salt(0)

1 tsp baking powder(8)

1 large egg(70)

2 tbsp unsweetened almond milk(4)

¾ cup flour(300)


Directions:

1. Preheat oven to 350° and spray two mini-baking pans with non-stick cooking spray.

2. Place all ingredients but flour in a medium-sized mixing bowl and gently mix by hand until smooth.

3. Add in flour to wet ingredients.

4. Cook about 20 minutes - or until golden brown.


The whole recipe is 605 calories. If slice the loaf into 12 slices, it’s 51 calories per slice.

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Prompt List of Sarcasm [3]

eternalmikaelson

  1. “I’d give you a nasty look but you’ve already got one.”
  2. “If you’re going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.”
  3. “I love what you’ve done with your hair. How do you get it to come out of the nostrils like that?" 
  4. "If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curning the world.”
  5. “The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait." 
  6. "It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a hammer." 
  7. "If I wanted a bitch, I’d have bought a dog." 
  8. "I’ve seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission." 
  9. "Scientists say the universe is made up of neutrons, protons and electrons. They forgot to mention morons." 
  10. "Why is it acceptable for you to be an idiot but not for me to point it out?" 
  11. "Your family tree must be a cactus because everyone on it is a prick.”
  12. “You’ll never be the man your mother is/was." 
  13. "Did you know they used to be called ‘Jumpolines’ until your mum jumped on one?" 
  14. "Just because you have one doesn’t mean you need to act like one." 
  15. "I’m sorry, was I meant to be offended? The only thing offending me is your face." 
  16. "Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there." 
  17. "You wanna know what sex position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother." 
  18. "Stupidity’s not a crime, so you’re free to go." 
  19. "Your doctor called with your colonoscopy results. Good news! They found your head." 
  20. "You’re not stupid; you just have bad luck when thinking." 
  21. "If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents." 
  22. "I was hoping for a battle of wits but you appear to be unarmed." 
  23. "Awe, it’s so cute when you try to talk about things you don’t understand.”
  24. “It’s better to let someone think you’re stupid than open your mouth and prove it.”
  25. “I’ve been called worse by better." 
  26. "Don’t you get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning?" 
  27. "You have your entire life to be a jerk. Why not take today off?”
  28. “Your ass must be pretty jealous of all the shit that comes out of your mouth.”
  29. “Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.”
  30. “If you’re waiting for me to care, I hope you brought something to eat, ‘cause it’s gonna be a really long time.”
  31. “I’m not a proctologist, but I know an asshole when I see one.”
  32. “You only annoy me when you’re breathing, really.”
  33. “Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. Bad idea in your case.”
  34. “I don’t know what your problem is, but I’m guessing it’s hard to pronounce.”
  35. “Do your parents even realize they’re living proof that two wrongs don’t make a right?”
  36. “Remeber that time I said I thought you were cool? I lied." 
  37. "Everyone’s entitled to act stupid one in awhile, but you really abuse the privilege." 
  38. "I can’t help imagining how much awesomer the world would be if your dad had just pulled out?" 
  39. "Do you ever wonder what life would be life if you’d gotten enough oxygen at birth?" 
  40. "Good story, but in what chapter do you shut the fuck up?" 
  41. "Were you born on the highway? That is where most accidents happen." 
  42. "If I wanted to hear from an asshole, I’d fart." 
  43. "Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?" 
  44. "There are some remarkably dumd people in this world. Thanks for helping me understand that." 
  45. "You’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine." 
  46. "Whenever we hang out, I remember that God really does have a sense of humor.
  47. "It’s kind of hilarious watching you try to fit your entire vocabulary into one sentence.”
  48. “Please just tell me you don’t plan to home-school your kids.”
  49. “You always bring me so much joy—as soon as you leave the room." 
  50. “If I threw a stick, you’d leave right?” 

It was high requested for me to make another Prompt List of Sarcasm. 

Of course you are welcomed to use it - just tag me in it of course. 

Prompt List of Sarcasm: 1 & 2

Masterlist - Request

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thenewerclientele

🔥🚀 LOSE 10LB IN A WEEK🚀🔥

Wanna Lose 10lbs fast? I introduce to you…

The ‘Blast Off’ Diet!

blast off your weight with this diet. how it works is that the diet takes place over a period of 7 days (6 of which are dieting days and the 7th is a reserve day which i’ll cover in more detail below!) and each day we countdown our calorie intake by 100 calories until we reach 0 calories and we ‘blast off’ with a fast! Obviously like any diet the end results may differ due to everyone being different so don’t @ me if your results differ but when I did one cycle (6 days) I lost about 10lbs (approx 4.5kgs).

I find this so much easier than the 2,4,6,8 diet or the other diets where day 1 is the lowest amount of calories and it increases during the designated period. By starting with the highest amount of calories that you will consume and the slow decrease over the period of a week makes the diet easier to get into as you can ease yourself in and those early days are critical because that is usually when we give up because it seems too hard.

🔥 RULES 🔥

  • No going above the daily calorie limit
  • if you do go above the calorie limit then you have to take however many calories that you went over off the next day
  • no binging and purging (please don’t)
  • spitting and chewing is allowed, but stay safe, please.
  • there are no specific foods you can and can’t eat, just ensure that it doesn’t go over the daily limit
  • drink 8 big glasses of water each day (2Litres at least)
  • drink at least 2 cups of green tea each day
  • try your hardest to get enough sleep so that you can lose the weight quicker
  • if you mess up there is always tomorrow! I know its hard to not beat yourself up when you mess up (I do it too) but we’re only humans, and you are beautiful!
  • weigh in every 1-2 days and record your progress.
  • when fasting please be safe and keep it to 24 hours but if you feel up to it then you can extend your fast over to day 7 (but NO LONGER than that)
  • at any time during this entire process if you feel unsafe then I’d recommend sucking on a throat lozenge for blood sugar or having a some sodium - drinking loaded zero really helps me and is only 12 calories for a litre but gives you the electrolytes you’d get from roughly 2 gatorades.

🚀 FOR THE DIET… 🚀

Day One: 500 Calories

  • 50 Sit-ups
  • 50 Bicycle Crunches
  • 60 side leg lefts (each side)
  • 70 lying down squats
  • 80 hip raises
  • 90 Waist widdlers
  • 60 second plank
  • 2X30 minute walks - or alternatively 12,000 steps

Day Two: 400 Calories

  • 60 Sit-ups
  • 50 bicycle crunches
  • 70 side leg lefts (each side)
  • 80 lying down squats
  • 85 hip raises
  • 95 Waist widdlers
  • 65 second plank
  • 2X35 minute walks - or alternatively 12,000 steps

Day Three: 300 Calories

  • 70 Sit-ups
  • 50 bicycle crunches
  • 80 side leg lefts (each side)
  • 85 lying down squats
  • 90 hip raises
  • 100 Waist widdlers
  • 70 second plank
  • 2X40 minute walks - or alternatively 12,000 steps

Day Four: 200 Calories

  • 80 Sit-ups
  • 50 bicycle crunches
  • 90 side leg lefts (each side)
  • 95 lying down squats
  • 95 hip raises
  • 100 Waist widdlers
  • 75 second plank
  • 2X45 minute walks - or alternatively 12,000 steps

Day Five: 100 Calories

  • 90 Sit-ups
  • 50 bicycle crunches
  • 100 side leg lefts (each side)
  • 100 lying down squats
  • 100 hip raises
  • 100 Waist widdlers
  • 80 second plank
  • 2X50 minute walks - or alternatively 12,000 steps

Day Six: 0 Calories (fast)

  • Don’t do any of the exercises that you would do on the other days of the diet. We want you to be beautiful and safe, not over exhausted and passed out. Although if you want to stay moving then you can do 30 Side leg lifts (each side)

Day Seven: RESERVE DAY

  • I put Day 7 into the cycle for the situation if there is no possible ways for you to avoid having to face your fear. This might be because someone’s birthday is approaching or a special occasion is coming up. If not, then this is your REST DAY. Take a break from the diet on this day and get yourself ready to start back at Day One (if you wish to follow the cycle again)  

If you have any questions, don’t be afraid to ask! my messages are always open! i’m not pro anything just trying to cope so if you don’t like what you see block don’t report. If you want to follow this diet then make sure you tag @thenewerclientele (me) in your progress posts and if you want to share this diet plan with anyone or make any changes then make sure that give me credit and share any alterations that you have made with me because I’d be really interested to see what changes you have made!!

I wish you all the best of luck with this diet and I hope that it can bring you joy in some shape or form. You all deserve to recover and you’re all so beautiful but I know that we all have our targets and that this is a really shitty time for all of us.

Please, please, please stay safe and if you feel like you are in danger at any point during blast off then stop immediately and nourish yourself with something safe.

make sure you follow @thenewerclientele for more updates, thinspo, diets and safe recipes.

- J

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dylanobrien

“It was way back in the Maze. I’d just come out the box, just like all the other guys. Didn’t know where I was didn’t know who I was, y’know? Even though all my memories were gone I could still feel that something was missing. I felt empty. I just- I couldn’t like that, I couldn’t take it. So one morning, I got up early and I snuck out into the Maze, And I went and I found the tallest wall I could, And I climbed up there and…I jumped off it. Of course I got completely tangled up in all the ivy [laughs]. Snapped my leg in three different places, landed hard on the floor. I thought that was it. Then Minho found me, somehow. He picked me up and he took me back to the glade. We never told anyone the truth about what happened. He saved me, he gave me a second chance. Now he needs us. So, if there is even a slightest chance that we can save him? We have to take that.“  — Maze Runner: The Death Cure (2018) dir, Wes Ball. [Deleted Scene]

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